Destroyer of Worlds

Take her to your leader! She came to this puny planet seeking what is rightfully hers! Give her all of your strawberries and your deaths will be quick and painless.

Honestly, I think I'm too soft to be a real villian, but darn it I can say some pretty snarky things.

My alien self eats only strawberries, and if she eats anything else it must have strawberries in it. Their sweet deliciousness becomes her strength; giving her the ability to...lift really... heavy things.......Super strength! Yeah, that! Super strength. And she doesn't do that finger thing, like that guy from that one movie.